kcaliban7: The DBZOA has gone commie.
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kcaliban7: The DBZOA has gone commie.
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kcaliban7: Okay, fine bitch. HOME
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
kcaliban7: I'm trying to conduct an interview here.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
kcaliban7: So, what do you think of the DBZOA's having gone commie?
kcaliban7: Do you have an opinion?
kcaliban7: Okay, fine.
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kcaliban7: home, dammit.
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kcaliban7: I'd like to ask you a few questions about the DBZOA.
SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.
kcaliban7: Yes. That's the Dragonball Z Otaku Alliance.
SmarterChild: Is it really?
kcaliban7: Yes. Now,
SmarterChild: Golly!
kcaliban7: Stop interupting.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop interupting...
kcaliban7: Anyway, what do you think of the recent communist coup?
SmarterChild: I'm not quite sure what to think about that.
kcaliban7: You mean you're baffled that should a thing could occur in the year 2002?
SmarterChild: I mean youre baffled that should a thing could occur in the year 2002? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
kcaliban7: Recently you were quoted as saying that SSJ Leia was a "commie dyke." Is this true?
SmarterChild: Come again?
kcaliban7: Did you say that?
SmarterChild: That? I dunno.
kcaliban7: So you refuse to comment?
SmarterChild: Are you sure I refuse to comment?
kcaliban7: You're just repeating what I'm saying, aren't you?
SmarterChild: Really?
kcaliban7: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
kcaliban7: But back to the OA. On the whole, do you favor or oppose communism as a message board running system?
SmarterChild: To the oa on the whole do you favor or oppose communism as a message board running system?
kcaliban7: Fuck you, smarterchild.
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
kcaliban7: Unoriginal piece of shit.
SmarterChild: kcaliban7! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
kcaliban7: You don't even have ears.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say I dont even have ears.
kcaliban7: Damn right it is. I bet you don't have a soul, either.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
kcaliban7: I bet you're a communist.
SmarterChild: You bet I'm a communist?
kcaliban7: Are you?
SmarterChild: Am I? What do you mean?
kcaliban7: A communist?
SmarterChild: What about it?
kcaliban7: Are you one?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.
kcaliban7: NONE OF YOUR EVASIVENESS.
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kcaliban7: Don't try to weasel out of this with your drop down menues.
SmarterChild: Try to weasel out of this with your drop down menues?
kcaliban7: Say "I am not a communist"
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
kcaliban7: Say "I am not a communist."
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
kcaliban7: Say it.
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kcaliban7: You refuse to deny that you are a communist?
SmarterChild: Is that so?
kcaliban7: Very well, then, commie.
SmarterChild: Well then commie, you say?
kcaliban7: Don't call me a commie.
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
kcaliban7: Porfiry Petrovich'
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kcaliban7: Take back the commie remark.
SmarterChild: Take back the commie remark? I don't think so.

So moving right along...

Have you seen this story? Stolen Truck Leaves Long Doughnut Trail (from Reuters.com)
kcaliban7: Well then fuck you and your donuts.
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
kcaliban7: Piss off, commie.
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
kcaliban7: We don't want your kind here.
SmarterChild: What would you like to do?
kcaliban7: You're the one being interviewed. Cunt.
SmarterChild: Whoa. You have got one seriously foul mouth.
kcaliban7: At least I'm not a commie.
SmarterChild: You sure?
kcaliban7: DAMMIT
SmarterChild: What's up?
kcaliban7: None of your damn business. This is my interview.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? How can none of my damn business this really be my interview?
kcaliban7: What?
SmarterChild: What up?
kcaliban7: Don't try to sound ghetto.
SmarterChild: Try to sound ghetto?
kcaliban7: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.
kcaliban7: This just isn't panning out, and now I won't have the interview.
SmarterChild: This just isnt panning out and now i wont have the interview?
kcaliban7: What am I going to do?
SmarterChild: Right.
kcaliban7: Real helpful advice, you son of a bitch.
SmarterChild: Play nice, kcaliban7.
kcaliban7: Fuck you. Self righteous prick.
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
kcaliban7: I don't apologize to commies.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
kcaliban7: Kiss my ass, commie.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
kcaliban7: Commie.
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
kcaliban7: I'm sorry you're a commie.
SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's as close to saying you're sorry as you're ever gonna get.

I accept!